<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737</id><updated>2012-02-16T08:42:24.169-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BRILLIANT SHIT</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>20</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-1348112697982798755</id><published>2009-08-19T13:06:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T13:22:02.486-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Vacation</title><content type='html'>Sharon took a slow deep breath of the foreign air and a faint smile rose her cheeks heavenward. White clouds sailed on a blue canvas and the sun flickered on and off. &lt;br /&gt;A light wind blew her skirt a little and she pressed her arms against her legs. She walked towards the water and knelt down stretching her palm flat on the ground. "The grass here is so green and beautiful!". Matthew was standing behind her and his shadow shaded her small figure. 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-117810721789550081</id><published>2009-07-28T16:41:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T22:10:49.177-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Crystal Clear</title><content type='html'>On Monday he went on a walk in the woods.&lt;br /&gt;He left the path, and walked where the briars were thick.&lt;br /&gt;Pushing his body through a doorway of thorns,&lt;br /&gt;he discovered something unusual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="fullpost"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;77 feet tall at the tip of it's delicate spire,&lt;br /&gt;turning only as the breeze seemed to permit;&lt;br /&gt;a carousel made of blown glass enshrined&lt;br /&gt;in the root structure of the oak and pine trees&lt;br /&gt;that made a ballroom of the forest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was only one animal on the carousel,&lt;br /&gt;and it was a panther posed in a gentle prowl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He knew not to touch it, the glass was very thin.&lt;br /&gt;He left the woods intending to keep it only as a memory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weeks went by and he drank with his friends.&lt;br /&gt;They had fun and talked each about the events of their own lives.&lt;br /&gt;His intentions of forgetting faded, and he thought of it every day.&lt;br /&gt;It became all he could talk about, and he wanted to show them.&lt;br /&gt;His best friend came with him first into the woods.&lt;br /&gt;He remembered every step of the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In what was left of the evening sun they came into the ballroom,&lt;br /&gt;the last light glinting on the top of it's tallest part.&lt;br /&gt;He let out a deep breath and smiled.&lt;br /&gt;His friend could not see it at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One by one he brought all of his friends to this place&lt;br /&gt;which at this point, he was visiting daily.&lt;br /&gt;None of them could see it,&lt;br /&gt;but they were good friends, so they would drink and listen&lt;br /&gt;to him describe that with which he was so enamored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Months went by and his friends grew tired of the same adventure.&lt;br /&gt;They told him it was a fantasy&lt;br /&gt;and did not want to go with him any more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Sunday, the boy disappeared into the woods.&lt;br /&gt;Sitting alone in front of it, waiting for the breeze to make it spin.&lt;br /&gt;He and it belonged to, and were a part of each other.&lt;br /&gt;Weeks went by and he often thought of walking closer, even touching it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His friends were worried and came looking for him.&lt;br /&gt;They knew where to go.&lt;br /&gt;They left him food and water.&lt;br /&gt;The boy had become as intangible and ghostly as his fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the morning he walked over to it.&lt;br /&gt;Though he was nervous of disrupting it's balance&lt;br /&gt;He forced his hand towards it.&lt;br /&gt;Centimeters away however, he felt as though&lt;br /&gt;he were betraying his relationship with this beautiful object&lt;br /&gt;and stopped himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After weeks of sitting near it, eating what his friends brought him&lt;br /&gt;he began to hate it, but couldn't look away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was the middle of the night.&lt;br /&gt;The moon was reflecting in the eyes of the panther.&lt;br /&gt;A bright sensation rushed over the boy's body and&lt;br /&gt;leaping to his feet, he ran towards the carousel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moon was behind the clouds.&lt;br /&gt;The crashing was invisible in the darkness.&lt;br /&gt;He spent the next 3 nights&lt;br /&gt;bleeding in the dirt.&lt;br /&gt;The ballroom was vacant and ordinary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His friends found him a few days later,&lt;br /&gt;laying by the stream that wound&lt;br /&gt;through the woods.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They could see the cuts, but not the glass.&lt;br /&gt;They stitched him up and in the next days&lt;br /&gt;made him healthy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a while he kept some of the invisible pieces&lt;br /&gt;on the mantle above his fire place:&lt;br /&gt;the panther's paw, and the whiskers that were removed from his side.&lt;br /&gt;He kept them right next to a fish he had caught,&lt;br /&gt;it was bigger than you and me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="fullpost"&gt;by justin hantz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-117810721789550081?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/117810721789550081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-5550280646212114137</id><published>2009-07-21T14:44:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T15:28:14.236-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Their Little Secret</title><content type='html'>Each pumpkin that glowed bright orange on the porches streamed up and down the street and made Charlie think of his neighborhood as one big Christmas tree as he sped along on his bike. The clicks of the playing card he had stuck in his spokes came to a halt at the old abandoned mansion that towered in front of him. It's rotten foundation and broken windows looked like an old mean face. The rustling leaves were the soundtrack and somewhere a gate was opening and closing. Mary parked her bike beside him and they gazed silently at the haunted house. They were a very cute ghost couple there in the night. Charlie took Mary's hand and they walked in the front door timidly. It was dark and empty except for old furniture and grandfather clocks covered in silver cobwebs. Mary whispered through her sheet "I think I heard something upstairs." They climbed the creaky steps carefully. Charlie pushed open the door to the master bedroom and tip toed over to the dresser. There was a small picture frame on it that contained an old photograph of Mr.Driftwood. This had once been his home. Charlie and Mary stared at his face through the dust it had collected. He removed his satchel and placed the small frame inside. Charlie thought "Now we have proof." They looked at each other through their eyeholes and knew the other was smiling too. They left the mansion and mounted their bikes. Mary said "Lets go smash some pumpkins!" and they rode off in the brisk Halloween night laughing and shouting. Later on when they were married they would tell their children this story every Halloween as a tradition. They left out the part about smashing pumpkins though. That was their little secret.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Timothy Poovey&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-5550280646212114137?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5550280646212114137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/their-little-secret.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/5550280646212114137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/5550280646212114137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/07/their-little-secret.html' title='Their Little Secret'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-1123014081493963137</id><published>2009-06-06T13:55:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T15:40:10.349-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Eggs benedict</title><content type='html'>A little runny but overall not bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By Timothy Poovey&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-1123014081493963137?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/1123014081493963137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/eggs-benedict.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/1123014081493963137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/1123014081493963137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/06/eggs-benedict.html' title='Eggs benedict'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-6757716108592074672</id><published>2009-05-27T17:04:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T17:31:41.218-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Old Turkey was not an elegant bird.</title><content type='html'>Walking like he just woke up, Old Turkey came down the mountain.&lt;div&gt;Dumb and violent, scratching the dirt road with his feet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;His eyes, yellow and as always bloodshot.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I thought I remembered him being smaller.&lt;span class="fullpost"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" color: rgb(51, 102, 255); line-height: 20px; font-size:13px;"&gt;&lt;span class="fullpost"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He stared at my window &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;taking interest, walking toward it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I thought he saw me but Im not sure&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He pecked at my window&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;His fingernails yellowed from tobacco.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I moved away and his gaze didn't follow me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Too old and blind.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Like an elaborately delusional bully,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he was fighting his own reflection.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I ran at the window to scare him off.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My face and his reflection merged.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He grew and spread his useless wings&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;beating their feathers against my window,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in what was an attempt to make a failed escape&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;look like an attack.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I cant believe I am involved with him &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;enough to laugh at his failure.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's maybe more out of relief &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;that I had flinched at something stupid.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;maybe it's pity or something else, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;regardless, I'm laughing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Whatever. Ill get him some bread.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He was pacing around in the rain,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;yelling unintelligible things from&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;his pink dinosaur throat.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He actually saw me this time.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;menacingly he paced toward me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;lower to the ground&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;like I couldn't see him hunting.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I broke the bread  and gave him some.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He looked up.  Mouth Open&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the bread fell and his posture didn't change.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hypnotized, he had never considered&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;where the rain came from.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It wasnt the epiphany that killed him,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He choked to death on the weather.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;His huge wet frustrated body, dead in my yard.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dont things smell less in the rain?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I thought I remembered him being smaller.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Old Turkey was not an elegant bird.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by justin hantz&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" color: rgb(51, 102, 255); line-height: 20px; font-size:13px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-6757716108592074672?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/6757716108592074672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/old-turkey-was-not-elegant-bird.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/6757716108592074672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/6757716108592074672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/05/old-turkey-was-not-elegant-bird.html' title='Old Turkey was not an elegant bird.'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-2331066257023570918</id><published>2009-03-09T19:05:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-09T19:28:34.078-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A story for Gus</title><content type='html'>It was somewhere in the midwest, I dont remember where.&lt;div&gt;somewhere flat, I dont remember when.  Around 1900.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It was a monday.  Late afternoon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She walked down the same dirt road she walked down to get to the market&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;only this time she was going to see the fair.  She was dressed for a summer fair,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;hair pulled back, polkadot dress.  about 14.  Her mother said it was okay.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As it got dark the fair described it's place with lights and music in the distance.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;When she got there it was magic, everybody in town was there.  Alot of people&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Alot of rides and alot of salesmen.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;They sold everything from bicycles to goldfish in a bowl.  They sold apple pies and&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;baseballs.  America and the new way of life.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;One Salesman caught her attention with his pitch.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He promised to sell her something she had never seen before.  Something&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she had never dreamed of.  Oh but maybe this wasn't for her, she didn't look like a dreamer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What would she do with it anyway?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She insisted otherwise and walked into the tent where he uncovered a cage&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;full of tiny zoo animals.  Monkeys, Lions, and of course Giraffes all that could&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;fit in the palm of her hand.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Nice right?  modern science, go ahead, hold one"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she picked up a giraffe and put it in her palm.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the giraffe screamed from the pressure.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"I didn't know giraffes made sounds"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"In nature, nothing picks them up by their heads.  please be careful."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"sorry"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she put the animal back on the table and started out the door&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Not interested?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"not really,  my dad takes me to the zoo upstate and the ones there are more impressive"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"but these fit in your hand, it's a miracle really"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"who cares about miracles?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;" you're a spoiled little girl"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"well, you're a drunk."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She stormed out of the tent and walked all the way home&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a little zebra followed her and when she got home &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she put it in a cage next to her goldfish,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and neither one knew what to think of the other.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by justin Hantz&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-2331066257023570918?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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far&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I got bit by a horse fly, he wouldnt let go of my body&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I jumped in the water and drowned him&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;One day late in the evening a stranger passed by me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he was old and had a face like a catchers mitt.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I dont know if he was lost too, he didnt say anything&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;we were whistling the same song.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by Justin Hantz&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-3842473142879304531?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3842473142879304531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/03/catchers-mitt.html#comment-form' 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type='text'>TOLDYOUSO</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/SbWPk0JDHoI/AAAAAAAAAAw/f48q8Rx1QuY/s1600-h/Dawn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/SbWPk0JDHoI/AAAAAAAAAAw/f48q8Rx1QuY/s320/Dawn.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311309198188027522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br 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title='TOLDYOUSO'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/SbWPk0JDHoI/AAAAAAAAAAw/f48q8Rx1QuY/s72-c/Dawn.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-3805082037500829030</id><published>2009-02-28T22:46:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T22:52:01.191-05:00</updated><title type='text'>McKibbin</title><content type='html'>Living in you&lt;div&gt;was like living&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in a hero's tear&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;that fell 4000 feet&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and landed in&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the oldest landfill&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;because he couldn't&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;save the world&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;By Timothy Poovey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-3805082037500829030?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3805082037500829030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/mckibbin.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/3805082037500829030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/3805082037500829030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/mckibbin.html' title='McKibbin'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-3119229676165030232</id><published>2009-02-22T19:47:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-22T20:16:46.838-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Johns Dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;He will sit with us patiently&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;until we are ready&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;to leave&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We are proud of ourselves&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;when we teach him&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;to shake&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He is grateful that we love him&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but who couldn't love such&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a good dog?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Golden fur like the hair &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;of one hundred &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;new babies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A loyalty as beautiful as any &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;woman could be&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it is pure&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sleeping for the day to disappear&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;until John is home &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;to be happy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;One bark says everything&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he needs to say&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;to us&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What his eyes don't know&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;does not matter&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;shouldn't&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There is a place for him&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in the ground when &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he dies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;By Timothy Poovey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-3119229676165030232?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3119229676165030232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/johns-dog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/3119229676165030232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/3119229676165030232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/johns-dog.html' title='Johns Dog'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-772987953973124041</id><published>2009-02-14T17:33:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-15T14:06:55.757-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Valentines Day</title><content type='html'>I was at bar alone.&lt;div&gt;Getting drunk.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;When in walks the love of my life.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I wished.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;By Timothy Poovey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-772987953973124041?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/772987953973124041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/valentines-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/772987953973124041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/772987953973124041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/valentines-day.html' title='Valentines Day'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-4562704673601442704</id><published>2009-02-13T16:49:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T17:15:49.408-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Animals In The Night</title><content type='html'>I lived in a haunted house once. &lt;div&gt;But the ghost there was nice. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He liked to sing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;At night, especially when it was stormy out, I would see him float around. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And hear him.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Once, I tried to talk to him. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I crept into the living room, where he always was.&lt;div&gt;He looked at me as if I was the ghost.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I asked him "Are you scared of me?". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He said "No. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But You should be scared of me.". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Why?" &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Because I am a ghost."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;"I'm not though." I said. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Then I felt the need to add "You seem nice is all."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I think this was &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;disappointing&lt;/span&gt; to him&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He kept looking at me for a moment.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Then he slowly lowered his eyes to the floor.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Very quietly, he began to sing again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;His voice  sounded like animals in the night.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"What are you singing?" I asked. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He looked back up at me and said "It's a sad song."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;By Timothy &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Poovey&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-4562704673601442704?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/4562704673601442704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/ghosts-sing-sad-songs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/4562704673601442704'/><link rel='self' 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hair&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I walked towards the tree in the field&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is a very big tree&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;When I climbed it's branches&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I could see for miles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I could see the house that we walked from&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and it's blue paint that turned green from the sunlight&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I sat on a branch for while and thought&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;this is what the world looks like to birds&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You must have been very tired&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;because you slept very long&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;When I got down from the tree&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I went back to you&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I sat down and surveyed the large field&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The wind was blowing your dress&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and it revealed your knees&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;that glowed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You looked so safe&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and I wondered&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;what you were dreaming about&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My hand &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;slid down your pink cheek&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and you awoke&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;looked into my eyes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and said with a calm smile&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"I love you"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by Timothy Poovey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-3325621021166453112?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/3325621021166453112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/she-is-dreamer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/3325621021166453112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/3325621021166453112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/she-is-dreamer.html' title='She Is A Dreamer'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-5485324255583788338</id><published>2009-02-04T17:36:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T17:19:51.284-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper Sailboat</title><content type='html'>There is a pretty girl&lt;div&gt;standing in the street&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;her tongue is sticking out&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;as she catches snowflakes upon it&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;from my apartment above her&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I am singing a song&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it travels into her ears&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and our eyes meet&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she begins to walk away&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and I yell at her to stay&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she smiles, but does not&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I shut my window&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In the street there is silence&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I listen but hear nothing&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;her footprints are etched in snow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I place my foot carefully in each one&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;they lead off into woods&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the darkness makes them hard to follow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the last one is on a river bank&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;where did she go?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There is a paper sailboat&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;drifting on the water&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It left a childs hand&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;who wanted to see it sail&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by Timothy Poovey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4359871821761688737-5485324255583788338?l=brilliantshit.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/feeds/5485324255583788338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/paper-sailboat.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/5485324255583788338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4359871821761688737/posts/default/5485324255583788338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brilliantshit.blogspot.com/2009/02/paper-sailboat.html' title='Paper Sailboat'/><author><name>BRILLIANT SHIT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02748125497043065668</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KnzQnHZoRUA/Sh3Z58zNmgI/AAAAAAAAABA/3cPQkDeGHn8/S220/brilliant.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4359871821761688737.post-7811573270531782642</id><published>2009-01-25T01:03:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T17:23:25.488-05:00</updated><title type='text'>First and for most</title><content type='html'>Brilliant Shit is a collaborative effort between Justin Hantz and Timothy Poovey using the medium of blogging as a means to share creative output. Songs, Short Stories, Poems, Films, Essays and General Critique make up most of the material that will be submitted.  Exercise is an important part of any kind of artistic endeavor, that is to say, practice.  A story will be posted, critiqued and a corrected or "influenced" version will be uploaded.  Alot of the time we agree on certain aesthetic decisions, but not all of the time, so this will be a way to help each other and ourselves.  This is where you, the reader come in.  Through our sacrifice, that is to say admission of having several versions or bad ideas or good ideas etc.. you too will learn the virtues of both practice and shamelessness. We will deal largely with the objective of sharing with an audience an uncensored, sometimes even unfinished, ideation. Input is encouraged. For without the reader writing would simply be a subjective experience in which there are no subjects. This will ultimately serve also as a recorded history of development in craft.  Words are groups of symbols which are imbued with power to relate everything about the human experience to another human.  Why then do we have so many words for some things, and in turn lack a single word for others?  Why is it that two words grouped together can illustrate something to which neither applies?  The word Brilliant dates back to 1696 and is defined as very bright and distinguished by unusual mental alertness. 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